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Herbert Kickl will Asylwerbern, Muslimen und anderen verdächtigen Elementen den Zugang zu Schußwaffen verbieten – damit künftig nur mehr die Richtigen schießen. Natürlich nur, sofern sie sich einem entsprechenden Test unterziehen.
Nein. Die Schwärzungen der Burschenschafterlieder waren vor meiner Zeit.
Ja, klassische Jugendsünde, habe meine Tochter dreißig Jahre in einem Kellerverlies eingesperrt.
Nein, ich bin ein Freeman. Ich erkenne das Vorstrafenregister der Österreich GmbH nicht an.
Ja, habe in Hörweite eines Polizisten “Oida” gesagt.
Nein, bin Schwarzafrikaner. Die Polizei bringt mich nie vor Gericht, sondern immer nur in verlassene Lagerhallen.
Ja, treffe aber am Zeltfest auch mit 2,4 Promille immer die Scheibe bei der Schießbude.
Nein, ich verkaufe sie nur.
Selbstverständlich nicht. Ich habe all meine bewaffneten Raubüberfälle nüchtern begangen.
Keine Angabe, verstehe die bunten herumfliegenden Buchstaben hier nicht.
Familiär gefestigter radikaler Staatsverweigerer
Ultra-Schizophren (seit drei Jahren Bürgerkrieg zwischen den islamischen und den faschistischen Stimmen in meinem Kopf)
Gegen das Baby, das meinen Kampfhund bedroht
Gegen mich selbst (sitze derzeit mit Depression im Bunker und warte auf das Ende des Weltkriegs)
Gegen Asylwerber – aber nur in Notwehrsituationen (Überfall/Kampf/Asylwerber fragt mich nach dem Weg)
Zuerst einmal meine andere Hand in der ich noch eine Waffe trage
Das österreichische Brauchtum (Glockenläuten, Schweinsbraten, Inzest)
Den Herrn Innenminister gegen links-radikal-extremistisch-faschistische Falter-Leitartikel
Unerlaubtes Trikot-Ziehen am Fußballplatz
Den Dschihadisten DURCH den Amokläufer hindurch, der dann auf Florian Klenk fällt und ihm seinen Schreibstift aus der Hand haut.
Gegenfrage – Ist der Burschenschafter von der selben Bude wie ich?
Sechs Monate betrunken Panzer fahren beim Bundesheer
Neun Monate bekifft Notarztwagen fahren beim Roten Kreuz
Ja, ich würde gerne an einem Bürgerkrieg teilnehmen, wo kann ich mich anmelden?
Erst schießen, dann fragen!
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Du nix Waffen! Du GEFÄHRLICH! Warum du machen Test? Was du noch für GEFÄHRLICHE Gegenstände? Küchen-Messer? Schrauben-Zieher? Nagel-Schere? Du nehmen Hände hoch! WEGA kommen gleich!
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Leider sind Sie psychisch, physisch und moralisch zu minderwertig, um eine Waffe anrühren zu dürfen. Als menschlicher Schutzschild werden Sie jedoch gerne genommen. Bitte werfen Sie sich bei Bedarf vor den Innenminister.
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Alle Achtung! Wenn Sie jetzt noch Mitglied einer Burschenschaft sind, steht einer Karriere im Staatsdienst nichts mehr im Wege. Und wenn doch was im Wege steht: einfach wegballern!

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Well, I doubt I'm having a sleep in today!
With three little grandkids in the house visiting, I'm sure I will have company in bed soon!
I'm looking forward to spending time with them all day.
Probably no sewing today, but I can show you the soft dolls I got finished yesterday:

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What is Ketogains?
An Evidence based Approach Towards Optimal Body Recomposition
Education - Empowerment - Achievement
“A community driven exploration into the pursuit of physical excellence via ketosis. Whether you want to GAIN health, endurance, strength, speed, muscle or a lean body, it can all be done with a well-formulated, ketogenic diet.”
On Ketogains, we will teach you how to achieve an optimal body recomposition by following a program that involves a diet of whole, mostly unprocessed foods: low on sugars, adequate on proteins, and adequate on healthy fats.
Ketosis is a nice and healthy SIDE EFFECT of our general macro and micro recommendations: NOT THE GOAL in itself.
All advice here, comes mainly from respected scientific and sport / nutrition sources (Jeff Volek, Steven Phinney, Peter Attia, Lyle McDonald, Menno Henselmans, Ted Naiman, Robb Wolf, Mark Sisson, Bill Lagakos, - in no particular order-, et al.) and adapted toward our athletic endeavors.
Our Mission: To help people attain their fitness & health goals. To Change lives through education and empowerment.
Our Vision: To become one of the most respected and trusted health / nutrition / fitness brands – Always follow the evidence and science.
KETOGAINS:
We don’t chase ketones- We chase results.
2015-06-26
When I was 15-years-old, I took off my clothes and looked in the mirror. When I stared at myself naked, I realized that to be perfectly proportioned I would need twenty-inch arms to match the rest of me. -Arnold Schwarzenegger
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RULE 1: When asking for help, provide: Total Weight, BF%. Height, Sex, Age, sport and for how long have you been following a ketogenic diet.
RULE 2: The FAQ, read it.
RULE 3: Before asking a question, use the search function to see if the topic has already been discussed.
RULE 4: All progress pictures must be accompanied by information relevant to ketogains - e.g. macros, workouts.
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| n-RM | n rep max | SS | Starting Strength |
| PHAT | Power Hypertrophy Adaptive Training | PPL | Push, Pull, Legs |
| TM | Texas Method | BoB | Boring but Big |
| BWF | Bodyweight Fitness | CC | Convict Conditioning |
| IN | Insanity | HIIT | H. Intensity Intvl. Training |
| HAES | Health at Every Size | BF% | Body Fat % |
| IF | Intermittent Fasting | C25K | Couch->5km running prog. |
| S/C/TKD | Std./Cyclic/Targeted Ketogenic Diet | LISS | Low Intensity Steady State |
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What prominent news coverage did low-carb diets receive in 2018? Plenty. In addition to the well-placed op-eds we covered separately, news organizations and institutes had top writers covering various aspects of nutrition last year.
Here are our five picks for terrific coverage:

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Cadbury's has launched a diet Dairy Milk chocolate bar in the first recipe change since 1905, with lower sugar Jelly Babies and Oreos to follow.
A new version of the classic bar containing 30 per cent less sugar will go on sale on Wednesday as part of industry efforts to respond to the obesity crisis.
Cadbury owner Mondelez International has described the new bar as the "most significant innovation in the brand's history".
The news comes as the brand is planning similar sugar reduction plans for other sweet treats, such as the Oreo chocolate bar and Jelly Babies.
The new Dairy Milk bar sits alongside the original on shelves and offers consumers greater choice and help to manage their sugar intake, the company said.

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One thing is for sure: the fast-food industry sure knows how to market its burgers, fries and breakfast sandwiches.
In the first federal study focusing on fast-food consumption, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention announced Wednesday that on any given day in America more than one third of adults are eating this type of offering.
Researchers, surveying adults over a recent three-year period, learned that 36.6 percent of them reported consuming fast food at least once during the previous 24 hours. Nationwide, that finding translates to roughly 85 million adults.
The news from this study is particularly troubling for African-Americans, who reported consuming the most fast food. Meanwhile, a separate study released yesterday in the Journal of the American Medical Association found that the "Southern-style" diet – one rich in fat, sugar and sodium – that's enjoyed by many African-Americans is a primary driver of high blood pressure and heart disease. In addition, researchers noted they were less likely to eat healthier foods, like vegetables, fruits and whole grains that could lower their health risk.
As for the CDC study, titled "Fast Food Consumption Among Adults in the United States, 2013–2016," some results were surprising:
Contrary to common belief that lower-income adults visit fast food restaurants more often than those who earn more, the opposite was found to be true. The CDC reported that 31.7 percent of low-income adults ate fast food, as compared to 36.4 percent of middle-income adults and 42.0 percent of higher-income adults.
That's interesting, something we pointed out in May 2017.
"Income and wealth are not drivers of fast-food consumption," wrote Dr. Chuck Dinerstein, in his piece "It Isn't Poor People Who Eat the Most Fast Food." "Fast food is not the fate of the poor. It is driven by access, convenience, and personal interest in their health."
Returning to the CDC's report, it stated that "Among men and women who consumed fast food, a higher percentage of men ate it for lunch, while a higher percentage of women ate it as a snack."
Also noteworthy was this: Instead of falling victim in this area to habit-forming behavior as adults age, the study showed that fast-food consumption actually lessened over time.
"The percentage of adults who consumed fast food decreased with age: 44.9% among younger adults aged 20–39," the CDC noted, "37.7% among middle-aged adults aged 40–59, and 24.1% among older adults aged 60 and over. This pattern by age was observed for both men and women." (Table courtesy: Centers for Disease Control and Prevention)
Other findings were more predictable:
As is widely known, the CDC notes that "Fast food consumption has been associated with increased intake of calories, fat, and sodium," which contributes to heart disease, obesity and type 2 diabetes, among other diseases.

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© Liem Pham College student Liem Pham was always teased for being a skinny - until he discovered the weight room. Here's how he achieved his dramatic body transformation. Growing up, Liem Pham was bullied for being a skinny guy. Though the 19-year-old college student from California was always an athlete (a swimmer, to be specific), Pham was never quite able to build up the muscle he thought his 6-foot frame deserved. Until, that is, he discovered the weight room - and packed on more than 35 pounds of muscle.
“I was always called ‘skinny’ and ‘Mr. Skeleton’ and stuff like that,” the biotech student told MensHealth.com. “I didn’t mind it at first, but it slowly wore on me.”
© Liem Phem IMG_1916.JPG Like many teenagers trying to impress their classmates, Pham started hitting the gym. But without knowing what to do for muscle growth, he squandered his time on workouts that weren’t quite working, performing endless rounds of calisthenics, situps, and bodyweight movements without any real routine.
He knew this wasn’t enough, especially after cruising YouTube for workout advice and coming across a video of professional bodybuilder Steven Cao.
© Liem Pham muscle transformation “That one particularly affected me,” Pham said. “I just remember seeing this one video where he's doing this leaning stance. I thought to myself, ‘Wow.’” He wanted to look like that, and he was ready to put the work in.
Pham began digging deep into the research and found a PPL - or “push, pull, legs” - routine that he thought could work for him.“The summer going into senior year I put on 17 pounds,” he said. “I went from 130 to about 150.” (By the way, PPL workouts aren’t just for young guys. This circuit uses push-pull supersets, and it's ideal for men over 40.)
Then, Pham started working out with a buddy from high school. Having a workout partner changed his fitness game forever; it made him more dedicated to the routine, because he had to ensure he didn’t let his partner down.
“I put on another 12 pounds because of that,” he said. “I feel like this is the body I should have had my entire life.”
© Liem Pham How This Skinny Guy Gained 35 Lbs. of Muscle Now, Pham's muscle-building workout routine takes the form of a four-day split. Each day, he spends his time on one main lift: either bench press, overhead press, press squat, or deadlift, doing a certain number of reps. Week by week, he increases the weight and lowers the reps until he maxes out, performing this in a four-week cycle. Pham has found so much success that friends, family members, and gym strangers have starting to approach him for advice.
“One thing I've always told [people] is that they need to eat big, eat right, lift big, and lift right,” Pham said. “This means they should keep track of the amount and types of food in their diet and lift with proper form while focusing on progressive overload. This way, they'll see definitive progress and make the most out of their beginner gains unlike me.”
© Liem Pham How This Skinny Guy Gained 35 Lbs. of Muscle Pham encourages other skinny guys to keep their expectations in check-especially in the age of Instagram.
“Instagram is full of deception, and the fitness industry is grossly saturated with hopefuls trying to find their own niche in this community,” he said. “The sculpted bodies you see on your feed are results of hours and hours of hard work, but they don't tell the whole story.”
© Liem Pham muscle transformation He even added that he’d take his own muscle transformation “with a grain of salt,” because he cherry-picked the photos out of his hundreds of other gym selfies. “Instagram photos and YouTube transformations should only serve to inspire you; they shouldn't be standard of your expectations,” he said.
Still, if you're looking to make some muscle gains, Pham says you should start as soon as possible.
“Just start right now," he said. "But remember the quote: 'The gym shouldn’t be your life, but it should make your life better.'”

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© Liem Pham College student Liem Pham was always teased for being a skinny - until he discovered the weight room. Here's how he achieved his dramatic body transformation. Growing up, Liem Pham was bullied for being a skinny guy. Though the 19-year-old college student from California was always an athlete (a swimmer, to be specific), Pham was never quite able to build up the muscle he thought his 6-foot frame deserved. Until, that is, he discovered the weight room - and packed on more than 35 pounds of muscle.
“I was always called ‘skinny’ and ‘Mr. Skeleton’ and stuff like that,” the biotech student told MensHealth.com. “I didn’t mind it at first, but it slowly wore on me.”
© Liem Phem IMG_1916.JPG Like many teenagers trying to impress their classmates, Pham started hitting the gym. But without knowing what to do for muscle growth, he squandered his time on workouts that weren’t quite working, performing endless rounds of calisthenics, situps, and bodyweight movements without any real routine.
He knew this wasn’t enough, especially after cruising YouTube for workout advice and coming across a video of professional bodybuilder Steven Cao.
© Liem Pham muscle transformation “That one particularly affected me,” Pham said. “I just remember seeing this one video where he's doing this leaning stance. I thought to myself, ‘Wow.’” He wanted to look like that, and he was ready to put the work in.
Pham began digging deep into the research and found a PPL - or “push, pull, legs” - routine that he thought could work for him.“The summer going into senior year I put on 17 pounds,” he said. “I went from 130 to about 150.” (By the way, PPL workouts aren’t just for young guys. This circuit uses push-pull supersets, and it's ideal for men over 40.)
Then, Pham started working out with a buddy from high school. Having a workout partner changed his fitness game forever; it made him more dedicated to the routine, because he had to ensure he didn’t let his partner down.
“I put on another 12 pounds because of that,” he said. “I feel like this is the body I should have had my entire life.”
© Liem Pham How This Skinny Guy Gained 35 Lbs. of Muscle Now, Pham's muscle-building workout routine takes the form of a four-day split. Each day, he spends his time on one main lift: either bench press, overhead press, press squat, or deadlift, doing a certain number of reps. Week by week, he increases the weight and lowers the reps until he maxes out, performing this in a four-week cycle. Pham has found so much success that friends, family members, and gym strangers have starting to approach him for advice.
“One thing I've always told [people] is that they need to eat big, eat right, lift big, and lift right,” Pham said. “This means they should keep track of the amount and types of food in their diet and lift with proper form while focusing on progressive overload. This way, they'll see definitive progress and make the most out of their beginner gains unlike me.”
© Liem Pham How This Skinny Guy Gained 35 Lbs. of Muscle Pham encourages other skinny guys to keep their expectations in check-especially in the age of Instagram.
“Instagram is full of deception, and the fitness industry is grossly saturated with hopefuls trying to find their own niche in this community,” he said. “The sculpted bodies you see on your feed are results of hours and hours of hard work, but they don't tell the whole story.”
© Liem Pham muscle transformation He even added that he’d take his own muscle transformation “with a grain of salt,” because he cherry-picked the photos out of his hundreds of other gym selfies. “Instagram photos and YouTube transformations should only serve to inspire you; they shouldn't be standard of your expectations,” he said.
Still, if you're looking to make some muscle gains, Pham says you should start as soon as possible.
“Just start right now," he said. "But remember the quote: 'The gym shouldn’t be your life, but it should make your life better.'”
