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Selbsttest: Dürfen Sie eine Waffe tragen?

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Herbert Kickl will Asylwerbern, Muslimen und anderen verdächtigen Elementen den Zugang zu Schußwaffen verbieten – damit künftig nur mehr die Richtigen schießen. Natürlich nur, sofern sie sich einem entsprechenden Test unterziehen.

    1. Nein. Die Schwärzungen der Burschenschafterlieder waren vor meiner Zeit.

    2. Ja, klassische Jugendsünde, habe meine Tochter dreißig Jahre in einem Kellerverlies eingesperrt.

    3. Nein, ich bin ein Freeman. Ich erkenne das Vorstrafenregister der Österreich GmbH nicht an.

    4. Ja, habe in Hörweite eines Polizisten “Oida” gesagt.

    5. Nein, bin Schwarzafrikaner. Die Polizei bringt mich nie vor Gericht, sondern immer nur in verlassene Lagerhallen.

    1. Ja, treffe aber am Zeltfest auch mit 2,4 Promille immer die Scheibe bei der Schießbude.

    2. Nein, ich verkaufe sie nur.

    3. Selbstverständlich nicht. Ich habe all meine bewaffneten Raubüberfälle nüchtern begangen.

    4. Keine Angabe, verstehe die bunten herumfliegenden Buchstaben hier nicht.

    1. Familiär gefestigter radikaler Staatsverweigerer

    2. Ultra-Schizophren (seit drei Jahren Bürgerkrieg zwischen den islamischen und den faschistischen Stimmen in meinem Kopf)

    1. Gegen das Baby, das meinen Kampfhund bedroht

    2. Gegen mich selbst (sitze derzeit mit Depression im Bunker und warte auf das Ende des Weltkriegs)

    3. Gegen Asylwerber – aber nur in Notwehrsituationen (Überfall/Kampf/Asylwerber fragt mich nach dem Weg)

    1. Zuerst einmal meine andere Hand in der ich noch eine Waffe trage

    2. Das österreichische Brauchtum (Glockenläuten, Schweinsbraten, Inzest)

    3. Den Herrn Innenminister gegen links-radikal-extremistisch-faschistische Falter-Leitartikel

    1. Unerlaubtes Trikot-Ziehen am Fußballplatz

    1. Den Dschihadisten DURCH den Amokläufer hindurch, der dann auf Florian Klenk fällt und ihm seinen Schreibstift aus der Hand haut.

    2. Gegenfrage – Ist der Burschenschafter von der selben Bude wie ich?

    1. Sechs Monate betrunken Panzer fahren beim Bundesheer

    2. Neun Monate bekifft Notarztwagen fahren beim Roten Kreuz

    1. Ja, ich würde gerne an einem Bürgerkrieg teilnehmen, wo kann ich mich anmelden?

    2. Erst schießen, dann fragen!

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    Du nix Waffen! Du GEFÄHRLICH! Warum du machen Test? Was du noch für GEFÄHRLICHE Gegenstände? Küchen-Messer? Schrauben-Zieher? Nagel-Schere? Du nehmen Hände hoch! WEGA kommen gleich!

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    Leider sind Sie psychisch, physisch und moralisch zu minderwertig, um eine Waffe anrühren zu dürfen. Als menschlicher Schutzschild werden Sie jedoch gerne genommen. Bitte werfen Sie sich bei Bedarf vor den Innenminister.

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    Alle Achtung! Wenn Sie jetzt noch Mitglied einer Burschenschaft sind, steht einer Karriere im Staatsdienst nichts mehr im Wege. Und wenn doch was im Wege steht: einfach wegballern!



Source: https://dietagespresse.com/selbsttest-duerfen-sie-eine-waffe-tragen/

Chris Pratt Is Doing the Daniel Fast Diet. But Is It Healthy? - TIME

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FAMILY DAY

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Well, I doubt I'm having a sleep in today!
With three little grandkids  in the house visiting, I'm sure I will have company in bed soon!

I'm looking forward to spending time with them all day.
Probably no sewing today, but I can show you the soft dolls I got finished yesterday:


ABOVE:  She's adorable!  I have taken the advice of someone and tried 'crescent shaped eyes'... I'm calling them sleeping eyes.  *smiles*

The next doll has got different eyes too!


ABOVE:  See I listened!  I added pupils!  I think it looks good.  

So now I'm sticking with these two 'types' of eyes for the dolls.


Lacy is due out mid morning as well... and that should be ... interesting.  


Right, I'm off to have me hot chocolate in bed... and await grandkid cuddles.


ONWARD...


Well.... I got my hot chocolate in bed this morning, courtesy of Bex.  And of course, 3 grandkids DID jump in and have kisses and cuddles.


ABOVE:  The kids were very happy in their beds all night, Archer was particularly happy cos he got the 'special camping bed'.  So glad we thought of it so he could have his own bed too.


ABOVE:  Stunning day, can't complain about the view from my bed this morning!

But, I'm not in it now of course.  I'm up and enjoying the visiting family.

Lacy is due soon... feeling a bit ??? about how that will go with Keera.  Let's hope her behaviour does not go right out the window!  Hopefully I'm worrying about nothing.


3 pm:  And it's going well!  No issues or dramas, which is great.
Brylee just left on her 2nd ever driving lesson.  In an automatic car, which pleases us.

The sun is streaming down and it's a glorious Spring day, and I'm cold!  

Off for an FBG walk in a couple of hours, that should warm me up. 

Dinner tonight is going to be lasagna toppers and veges.  Something universally liked and easy to do.

Right, this is a Lasagne Topper:

ABOVE:  It's NOTHING like real lasagna!  Mince/cheese and potato, covered in breadcrumbs.  Bloody yum.

Tonight's walk was 5.78 kms long.  5 pm was a lovely time to walk, well in September anyway. *smiles*  Not too hot or cold.
I found I ran out of energy in the last 15 minutes or so, and the sole of my right foot started hurting again too.  But on a whole a neat walk with lovely friends.

ABOVE:  NOTE TO SELF:  Don't get photos taken of oneself from the side!  NOT flattering, not at all!  Next time I wanna be the top of the "L".  lol

In case ya can't tell, we were spelling out 'LOVE'.  Don't ask me why, it was our walk leader's idea. 

I'm damn tired now, so will be chilling out for the remainder of the evening.
Photos from the family's visit today will be on tomorrow, not that I took many!  
I think I took more photos of me garden today than them.  Derrrr!




Source: https://diet-coke-rocks.blogspot.com/2018/09/family-day.html

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